WE INTERRUPT OUR HOLIDAY REST WITH THIS BREAKING NEWS
The New York Review of Books has posted the text of A Woman Grows Older, the reading given by J.M. Coetzee at the New York Public Library last month.
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The New York Review of Books has posted the text of A Woman Grows Older, the reading given by J.M. Coetzee at the New York Public Library last month.

I’m on vacation, so there’s nothing remotely literary about this post. Rather, it’s a personal recollection, prompted by a recent chat with a friend, another example of my lifelong ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Like poor Basil Fawlty, even when things appear to line up in my favor and I risk coming out ahead, something invariably goes awry.
In 1973, I made my first solo Atlantic crossing. Not in the manner of Lindbergh, but in the manner of the Unaccompanied Minor, or UM as the plastic pouch around my neck proclaimed. I was nine years old and my parents had packed my sister and me off to Vienna to visit with our grandparents. After a week or two there, we were off to sleepaway camp at Hungary’s Lake Balaton for four weeks, followed by a reunion with our parents in Budapest afterward.
Before my sister and I set off on our trip, my father explained to us that if the reports came home that we had behaved ourselves well all summer, we would be taken to the toy store and could choose any toy in the place.
I think from that moment on, I pretty much stopped sleeping for the rest of the trip.
Because I knew what I wanted – there was no question at all. It was to be Marx’ ELECTRO-SHOT SHOOTING GALLERY. This fine plastic toy was a small, self-contained shooting gallery with rotating targets and bells and sounds and a gun that fired rapid-fire chrome pellets. I’d already been lusting for one ever since the first commercials hit the airwaves, and now it seemed plausibly within my reach. (I was a pretty obedient kid, so behaving did not represent a world-class challenge.)
Continue reading "THE ELECTRO SHOT SHOOTING GALLERY - A Personal Recollection" »
... which comes to us courtesy of new fave Danger Blog! A hilarious sound clip of Peter Sellers reciting A Hard Day's Night in the style of Olivier's Richard the Third.
He's no William Shatner but then, who is?
UPDATE: It appears that Captain Kirk has heard my praise ...
I'm strangely confident that the literary world will survive my absence here for a few days, and so (like many of my blogging brethren) I'm outta here to enjoy some quiet time. Possible updates early next week if I'm bored beyond belief or something spectacular comes my way. Otherwise, look for me here on 5 January.
Happy and safe holidays to you all, with special wishes to my new friends out there (and you know who you are).
So just after I complained about the portrayal of chess writers in fiction, The Babu suggests that perhaps the fictional world just scratches the surface.
... since the full 12 days of Christmas will set you back a cool 65K. (Link via h20boro lib blog.)
As part of its annual tradition, PNC Advisors also tabulates the “true cost of Christmas,” which is the total cost of all of the items in the famous carol, including all of the repetitions. The price tag for the 364 items this holiday season is $65,264, up from 2002’s true cost of $54,951. This increase of nearly 19 percent shatters the previous record increase of 8.4 percent that was achieved in 1987.
The ever-busy Maud (thank goodness for RSS feeds) directs us (via Danger Blog!) to the BBC's vault of audio clips of interviews with Coward, Shaw, Nabokov, Dahl and others.
There goes my holiday rest ...
The following notice comes to me courtesy of the UCLA Writers Exchange:
Victoria Zackheim (instructor, fiction writing [online]) is among nine authors giving short readings as part of www.Readerville.com
Saturday, January 24, 5 PM
Crossroads Cafe/Bookstore (part of Delancey Street Foundation)
600 Embarcadero (at Delancey St.), San Francisco
Admission is free
This is a group reading of authors who participate in www.Readerville.com. Nine authors give short readings, followed by a book sale and signing. The audience is invited to stay afterwards for a no-host dinner at the Crossroads Café (known for its wonderful food!).
(TEV Note: We approve of the Readerville site, so if you've never been, go have look - just promise you'll come back.)
From the same newsletter, this up at Dr. Wife's favorite bookstore, Midnight Special:
Cecelia Manguerra Brainard (instructor, fiction writing), Eve LaSalle Caram (instructor, fiction writing), and Aimee Liu (instructor, novel writing) participate in a literary reading entitled, "All About Love" at the Midnight Special Bookstore
Sunday, January 25, 5 PM
Midnight Special Bookstore
1450 2nd Street (new location!), Santa Monica
Admission is free
The reading explores aspects of love and sex, and also features local authors Kambon Obayani and Greg Sarris. Cecilia Manguerra Brainard is the author and editor of When the Rainbow Goddess Wept, Magdalena, Growing Up Filipino: Stories for Young Adults and other books. Eve La Salle Caram has published a set of "Corpus Christi" novels, Dear Corpus Christi and Rena, A Late Journey. She is also the author of the short novel, Wintershine, and the editor of Palm Readings, Stories from Southern California. Aimee Liu is the author of Flash House, Cloud Mountain, Face, and the acclaimed memoir of anorexia nervosa, Solitaire.
For more information, contact Midnight Special at (310) 393-2923
... but then I have been accused of being simplistic once or twice in the past, it's true. CJR takes a slightly more nuanced look at how CBS should have handled the Reagan affair.
CBS made three mistakes in its handling of "The Reagans":Its first mistake was to produce an entertainment series that focused on President Reagan's personal life while he is suffering from serious illness and being cared for by his wife. That's called bad taste.
Its second mistake was to succumb to outside pressure by abruptly canceling the series and putting it on Showtime, its more restricted cable network. That's called setting a terrible precedent.
CBS's third mistake was to deny that it had caved in to outside pressure and claim it was a "moral call." That's called misleading.
I'm sure TMFTML could come up with a hilarious fourth, fifth and sixth mistake, but I just don't have that kinda energy right now, ya know?
In his recent TEV guest review of Home Land, Jim Ruland called Sam Lipsyte the "funniest writer of his generation," and we're quite inclined to agree. We tore through Home Land in two joyful sittings and can't remember the last time we've laughed so hard. Lipsyte's constellation of oddly sympathetic losers is rendered with a sparkling, inspired prose style that's sent us off in search of all his prior work. In Lewis Miner's (a.k.a Teabag) woeful epistolary dispatches to his high school alumni newsletter ("I did not pan out."), we find an anti-hero for the age. Highly, highly recommended.