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July 30, 2004

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Jimmy Beck

I'd do both of you if I weren't so old, tired and hetero...

Sarah

god help us if there's blogger slash fanfic.

Old Hag

Congrats, my highly blogshared darling.

slashficwriter

Maud Newton cracked the whip.

"Get down, bitches," she roared over the white noise generator. "You call yourself literate?"

TEV and Dr. Mabuse covered their loins. They had read neither Jonathan Ames nor Ann Cummins. They would pay the price. The price of literary lust. After all, every litblogger has his harsh mistress.

"You're not leaving this motel room until you've posted a 3,000 word analysis. Gratis!"

"Yes, ma'am," muttered TEV.

"I can't hear you," whispered Maud.

The whip cracked. Mabuse crawled on all fours, his welted rump shivering beneath the 300 thread count duvet, while TEV started typing.

Then a rectangular shaft of light killed the darkness. And that's when the posse walked through the door. There was CAAF, dressed in a mask and a tangerine muumuu, Sarah Weinman, donning a Sherlock Holmes cap and prepared to force the two men (and Birnbaum, Jimmy Beck and Moby -- once, they found the motel room) to wear tartan while offering a summary of Ian Rankin novels, and the Old Hag, who had an uncanny way to get the two men to say "Motherfucker" in ecstacy.

"Their asses will be sore tonight," said the Old Hag.

"Maybe. But neither of their dicks are as huge as Teachout's," said Sarah.

Sarah

Me and my big mouth...

birnbaum

Oh my!

TEV

You have outdone yourself, my friend. I may never sleep again.

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  • The Elegant Variation is "Fowler’s (1926, 1965) term for the inept writer’s overstrained efforts at freshness or vividness of expression. Prose guilty of elegant variation calls attention to itself and doesn’t permit its ideas to seem naturally clear. It typically seeks fancy new words for familiar things, and it scrambles for synonyms in order to avoid at all costs repeating a word, even though repetition might be the natural, normal thing to do: The audience had a certain bovine placidity, instead of The audience was as placid as cows. Elegant variation is often the rock, and a stereotype, a cliché, or a tired metaphor the hard place between which inexperienced or foolish writers come to grief. The familiar middle ground in treating these homely topics is almost always the safest. In untrained or unrestrained hands, a thesaurus can be dangerous."

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