Well, this is worth stopping back in for a moment to take note of: The indefatigable Robert Birnbaum turns his interviewer mic toward Zoe Heller (What Was She Thinking: Notes on a Scandal) with the usual whizz-bang results. The pair talks about "about nightmare readers, Bernhard Schlink, Melvin And Mario Van Peebles, Murmur of the Heart, Mary Kay Letourneau, living in America, Diana Ross, Heller's tendency to write not very nice people, Kent Haruf's "Eventide", rambler's rights, proper hydration, doing journalism and writing fiction, "Port Mungo", the combative nature of British culture, Jeremy Paxton (who, I maintain, looks and talks like the vertically challenged prince in Shrek), literary envy spleen and rage, her hopes for her children, Woody Allen, Chuck D, and trying something else."
And here's our choice of sound bite. Boy oh boy do we agree:
RB: Both of your children are girls. What are your aspirations for them?
ZH: I think about what aspirations it’s fair to have for them and what [are] my bullshit projections. One of the big arguments I am having with their father is whether I should want them to be, really for lack of a better word, cultured. Should I want to transmit to them the things that are important to me? Like reading, or certain kinds of classy music. All that stuff, right? And he says the thing you want to hope for is that they are not at all intellectual. Because what does intellect give you except unhappiness. Intellectually unhappy.