Greetings lit-nerds and nerdettes and a glorious Thursday morning to you. What the Elegant One didn't tell you before he cycled off into the sunset, so to speak, is that the true purpose of his visit to New York is to peddle (ahem) his spinning memoir. In fact it wouldn't surprise me at all if at this very moment he's munchng on a ultra-oat-bar while snapping at the elastic of a super-tight pair of bike shorts. I've been poking aound TEV HQ and found some disturbing documents: IMs to Olympic officials insisting spinning is a sport, long drunken missives to Lance Armstrong, and a series of e-mails wherein he attempts to convince Tanenhaus to name him Deputy Editor of Spokes: The Literary Magazine for the Stationary Cycling Enthusiast. And I shudder to think of the contents of a folder in his photo album that bears the title "Sweaty Seats." Apparently all the "performance" "enhancing" "drugs" Sarvas has been taking has sent the last remaining wit that orbits what passes for his intellect into the coldest reaches of his cranium, causing him to conflate Thursday with Friday. So no posts today, but we have some interesting revelations in store for you tomorrow.
Ruland, I'm on page 14,232 of the second novel in the third trilogy by Neal Stephenson that you recommended. How much longer until the prologue is finished?
Posted by: Scott | April 28, 2005 at 08:06 PM
Ruland, I'm on page 14,232 of the second novel in the third trilogy by Neal Stephenson that you recommended. How much longer until the prologue is finished?
Posted by: Scott | April 28, 2005 at 08:06 PM