The Washington Post provides the staggeringly valuable public service of rendering the plot of Milton's Paradise Lost (among others) in phone text-ese.
devl kikd outa hevn coz jelus of jesus&strts war.pd'off wiv god so corupts man(md by god) wiv apel.devl stays serpnt 4hole life&man ruind. Woe un2mnkind.
I think that's pretty funny. But what's happened to MOTEV?
Posted by: smh | November 28, 2005 at 10:45 AM