We're having one.
So we're going to leave you with these two interesting bits, and get on with beating our foreheads until they bleed:
The San Francisco Chronicle offers its Fall Fiction Roundup, taking a look at the heavy hitters coming your way.
October brings the Oakland Raiders to Candlestick. It's the Battle of the Bay. Bragging rights from San Jose to Redding. And, quite possibly, early jockeying for a high draft pick. It's also the same month that "The Road" arrives, McCarthy's tale of a postapocalyptic America (that may or may not resemble the parking lot after the Niners-Raiders game), along with Michael Lewis' new book, a study of the left tackle position (that may or may not resemble the play of the offensive lines during the Niners-Raider game). There will be new novels by Charles Frazier, Richard Powers, Kate Atkinson, William Boyd, Richard Ford and Heidi Julavits. And it's also the month Hollywood cashes in on nonfiction best-sellers. There's the aforementioned Eastwood movie, "Flags of Our Fathers," as well as a movie of Augusten Burrough's memoir, "Running With Scissors," but also Richard Linklater's take on Eric Schlosser's "Fast Food Nation."
November is full of intriguing possibilities. There are such gambles as Ridley Scott's adaptation of Peter Mayle's novel "A Good Year" (starring Russell Crowe, no less), and there's "The Hoax," starring Richard Gere as Clifford Irving, who wrote a book about an art forger but turned out to be something of a fake himself. Equally interesting, there are memoirs from Steve Wozniak and Pervez Musharraf, and biographies of Walt Disney and Jane Goodall by Neal Gabler and Dale Peterson, respectively.
All of which is terrific news for Americans but is likely to keep 2,000 Canadians busier than a one-armed wallpaper hanger ...
Fifteen years ago, the acquisition editors at a prominent Canadian publishing house were regularly told by their sales and marketing colleagues that there were no more than 3,000 serious book buyers in the entire country.
The adjective “serious” was never precisely defined, but it was understood to describe those readers who could be counted on to go to a bookstore at least once a week and buy one or two titles on each occasion, mixing purchases of fiction with those of non-fiction. Since then — a time some publishing types like to call the B.C. Era (as in “Before Chapters/Indigo”) — that estimate has dropped, I'm told, to between 1,600 and 2,000, the result, one imagines, of the competing distractions-attractions of the Internet and the rise of digital media.
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