The Independent's recent article christening yet another genre - Hic Lit (drinking memoirs) - got us thinking about what's left and what's to come, and we decided to get out ahead of as many remaining "lits" as possible:
Brick Lit - Back-breaking tomes. (See Infinite Jest, Rising Up and Rising Down.)
Schtick Lit - Footnotes, characters named for colors, and other look-at-me machinations. (See Special Topics in Calamity Physics and, again, Infinite Jest.)
Mick Lit - The literature of Ireland. (See Banville, John and Ruland, Jim.)
Slick Lit - Polite, correct fiction, polished to a high sheen. (See Bridge of Sighs.)
Hick Lit - The fiction of Richard Ford (See A Multitude of Sins)
Lick Lit - Sapphic fiction. (See Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit.)
Nick Lit - Books stolen from other books. (See How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild and Got a Life)
Prick Lit - Novels written by (Insert the Angry Young Literary Man of your choice.) Also novels with unpleasant protagonists. (See Lolita and the fiction of Richard Ford.)
Sick Lit - Novels calculated to shock or revolt. (See Fight Club)
Thick Lit - Tales of the weight-challenged. (See She's Come Undone.)
Vick Lit - Novels of animal cruelty. (See Julius Winsome.)
Quick Lit - Novels turned out with alarming frequency. (See His Illegal Self, and Oates, Joyce Carol.)
Please feel free to add your own "lit" selections in the comments box below. Best suggestion will win something, probably a book to be determined.
Flick Lit - Novels require you to turn the book around or over to follow/continue the story (See Revolutions)
Posted by: Laurie | February 20, 2008 at 01:12 AM
9/11 Lit: see Safran Foer, Updike, McInerney, DeLillo.
Posted by: Annarita | February 20, 2008 at 02:43 AM
[sic] Lit - The literature of intentional misspellings, missing punctuation, and broken-down grammar (See Only Revolutions, Blood Meridian).
Click Lit - Novels built entirely on one "a-ha" moment (Syn. - Detective Fiction)
Clique Lit - Novels published by the friends of last year's best-selling novelists.
Posted by: david m | February 20, 2008 at 04:08 AM
Tick lit: Wilderness works (Bill Bryson's A Walk in the Woods, Krakauer's Into the Wild, Theroux's Mosquito Coast
Tic lit: Novels featuring characters with Tourette Syndrome: Motherless Brooklyn, Icy Sparks, The Baroque Cycle
Posted by: Elizabeth McCullough | February 20, 2008 at 04:55 AM
Dick Lit: Detective novels that feature investigation of sex crimes :)
Posted by: Nigel Beale | February 20, 2008 at 05:40 AM
stitch lit: any memoir that refers to doctors or emergency workers
slit lit: suicidal memoirs
bit lit: vampire books
mitt lit: baseball books
ditch lit: books about dumping a significant other
ick lit: any celebrity memoir or Donald Trump book
Posted by: james kidd | February 20, 2008 at 06:32 AM
Bic Lit: novels written in longhand (e.g. Updike and Rowling)
Frick Lit: novels about painters and/or artists (e.g. Girl with a Pearl Earring, Lust for Life, Moon and Sixpence)
Posted by: Jeff | February 20, 2008 at 06:33 AM
Wik Lit, books actually or apparently written by a committee (see anything that's come out of a creative writing workshop).
Posted by: Goober | February 20, 2008 at 06:46 AM
Funny you mention this, because I've been waiting for the right time to unfurl "douche lit" -- which seems to be in abundant supply these days.
Posted by: ed | February 20, 2008 at 07:30 AM
McLit (definition obvious)
Posted by: Steven Augustine | February 20, 2008 at 07:49 AM
Grit Lit: See novels of Larry Brown (1951-2004). His characters have "grit" which helps them survive.
Posted by: abbooks | February 20, 2008 at 08:19 AM
Twit lit: featuring characters in a constant state of befuddlement (anything by Wodehouse)
Posted by: Katie | February 20, 2008 at 08:28 AM
Legitlit: Something actually written by the person whose name is on the cover, detailing experiences that are genuinely his/hers.
Posted by: Andrew | February 20, 2008 at 08:48 AM
Sorry, Laurie, but I'm going to arm wrestle you:
Flick Lit: Novels optimized for film adaptation (Jurassic Park, No Country for Old Men).
Posted by: Antoine Wilson | February 20, 2008 at 09:07 AM
Crick Lit: Southern "rafting" novels (Huck Finn, Deliverance)
Bic Lit (disambiguation): Books about book-burning (Fahrenheit 451, 1984) or burnt books (Satanic Verses, Harry Potter)
Posted by: Brett B | February 20, 2008 at 10:29 AM
WELL now, we know which authors you don't like.
Posted by: Patrick Stephenson | February 20, 2008 at 10:59 AM
Hardly! Love Banville, Russo, Lolita. Taxonomy casts a wide net ...
Posted by: TEV | February 20, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Electric Lit: Literature that's published online, often Fanfic.
Posted by: Richard J. Anderson | February 20, 2008 at 12:29 PM
Is Infinite Jest a look-at-me book?
Posted by: jh | February 20, 2008 at 01:42 PM
Kick Lit-- addiction recovery memoirs; on the surface inspiring tales of hope, but really concerned w/ establishing author's (often exaggerated) partying credentials. (e.g., James Frey, Alison Weaver, hair-metal guitarists)
Pick Lit-- subgenre of chick lit; young-woman-in-big-city-working-glamorous-job-looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places; has darndest time "picking" the right man. (e.g., Plum Sykes, Lauren Weisberger, Katherine Taylor)
Wick Lit-- concerned with, ahem, tales of 'rekindled' romance.
Trick Lit-- plot contains one or more significant misdirectional elements; genetic cousin of more commonplace mystery tome. (e.g., Anthony Powell's "What's Become of Waring; Whitney Terrell's "The Huntsman")
Glick Lit-- for devotees of the Martin Short character.
--and, finally, a bone for the indie kids:
Jick Lit --nerdtacular paeans to the Stephen Malkmus (Pavement) band, the Jicks.
Posted by: Peter Sutherland | February 20, 2008 at 01:55 PM
Tick-Lit: Outdoorsy novels, Jack London etc.
Posted by: JBM | February 20, 2008 at 01:56 PM
Please remove the ethnic slur "Mick"--I notice you very conscientiously avoided "spick." Respect the Irish as well and don't repeat a term that is used to degrade them.
Posted by: CKH | February 20, 2008 at 02:04 PM
Oh comeon ... Sarvas is talking about both his favorite novelist and a personal friend. The whole list is obviously tongue in cheek, and the reference here can only be read as affectionate.
Posted by: A Happy Mick | February 20, 2008 at 02:53 PM
If "Mick" is such a slur why do thousands of Irishmen and women name their children "Mick" each year? Maybe they were drunk...
Posted by: Jim | February 20, 2008 at 02:56 PM
This entire post is beneath the usual quality of this site. Sure, people who developed the slur *used* a common Irish name perjoratively--same with "Paddy." The Irish didn't stop using the names just because others tried to twist them for their own uses. I'm just pointing out that not everyone sees this term as affectionate or humorous. Sure, to use it can be a controversial inside joke, the way African-Americans sometimes call each other by words others clearly cannot use. Anyway, I don't like it.
Posted by: CKH | February 20, 2008 at 03:47 PM
As a Mick following this exchange from Ireland - or 'The Auld Sod' as we call it - I'd just like to say that we do not take offence easily. Knowing when to take offence is a skill hard-learnt on this island and in lamentably short supply all over.
Posted by: Andrew | February 20, 2008 at 04:06 PM
Icke Lit: Conspiracy theories about 11 foot reptiles ruling the world.
Posted by: Alasdair | February 20, 2008 at 07:13 PM
Though I'm a red-haired, freckled person full of Irish blood, I'm not the least bit offended by "Mick." Just for the record. So, CKH, please calm down.
Posted by: Patrick Stephenson | February 20, 2008 at 07:18 PM
I think everyone who reads this site is very fond of Mark (whether they know him personally or not) and knows any possible insensitivity was completely unconscious and unintentional. But that's my point. Mick is a word that's losing it's punch, but perhaps not quickly enough. It belongs in the ash heap of history with a number of other terms we no longer use. Sorry to be a dog with a bone, but I really can't give up on this one.
Posted by: CKH | February 20, 2008 at 07:56 PM
"any possible insensitivity was completely unconscious and unintentional"
Or completely nonexistent. Move on.
Posted by: Drop the Bone | February 20, 2008 at 08:06 PM
Click lit – tales of computer capers, computer geeks, and web wanderings
Trick lit – books that seem to be one genre, but are really a million other little things
Risk lit – works that risk losing readers from page one with bizarre devices and plot lines. Having never read any of these past page two, no examples are available
Trip lit – Eating, loving and praying one's way around the globe and onto the shelf
Knit lit - books about the redeeming, healing properties of needlework
Posted by: Lisa R | February 20, 2008 at 08:08 PM
Shit Kick Lit - Cowboy memoirs
Posted by: Brady Westwater | February 20, 2008 at 10:30 PM
Twix Lit- memoirs about candy bars. Rulers on wrappers, measuring strictly optional.
Schlitz Lit- Like Hick Lit, but specific to the Upper Midwest.
Nicht Lit- German-language nihilist fiction.
And anyone can call me a Kraut if they like.
Posted by: tom | February 21, 2008 at 03:08 PM
Good to know you love Russo. Was worried there for a second. Nice post (and as a more-than-50% Irishman, no offense taken at all).
Big applause for all of david m.'s contributions, especially (sic) lit. Brilliant.
Posted by: JMW | February 23, 2008 at 08:02 AM
Non-stick Lit: Shiny-coated novels purchased at the airport newsstand, only to be left behind on the plane and forgotten for evermore.
Posted by: Sheila Ryan | March 04, 2008 at 06:52 PM
Dadalit: literature that deals in excretion funneling devices.
Posted by: Huysmans | March 06, 2008 at 08:44 PM