In his review of John Leonard's greatest hits collection, Troy Patterson - without a shred of irony or apparent self-knowledge - approvingly quotes the master:
"Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.”
Patterson, it should be remembered, turned in a review of my novel that so was vicious that Gawker - Gawker - was prompted to ask "what's up with that." How preposterous do you have to be for Gawker to call you "mean-spirited"?
I'd have higher hopes for the new Slate project if it wasn't deploying television critics to review real books ...
Ah Mark...but for influence wielded upon the popular imagination, a squabble with the mean-spirited TP would be as far beneath you as the Jainian microbes. (Still, a man has got to defend himself against scurrilousness.) Perhaps better is a good timely swoosh of a broad Taoist horsehair whisk, clearing the path ahead of meaningless illusion, the air before us of unseen delusions? Cheers. Keep up the great work. Rob Schackne
Posted by: Rob Schackne | March 03, 2012 at 06:21 PM
Yeah. What Rob said.
Posted by: Raymond Cothern | March 03, 2012 at 08:48 PM
First I've heard about Slate using TV reviewers for books.
That's apples and oranges. That's too bad.
Posted by: Shelley | March 13, 2012 at 10:24 AM
It's not a bad thing to have a long memory.
Posted by: Niall | March 13, 2012 at 11:13 AM
Nice blog! i have another one where i speak about spanish literature, culture and places, in english. The name of my blog is In a village of La Mancha (villagemancha.blogspot.com)
Posted by: jose | March 26, 2012 at 05:51 AM
Attacked hot fudge sundae, =) made me laugh..
Posted by: Kathy U | March 27, 2012 at 06:55 AM
Softly your memory...
Like a
luminous flower
your delicate
sadness returns
near a white
dream....
Francesco Sinibaldi
Posted by: Francesco Sinibaldi | March 31, 2012 at 05:47 AM
So basically novels are too trivial to get upset about. Talk about a left-handed compliment!
Posted by: Niall | April 20, 2012 at 03:33 PM
The first singing.
Somewhere
the soft wind
becomes an
experience
that calls
the desire of
an inner
intention.
Francesco Sinibaldi
Posted by: Francesco Sinibaldi | April 28, 2012 at 06:02 AM
I absolutely agree with Niall.
Posted by: Přečtizamě | April 28, 2012 at 09:25 AM
You made me smile. I am going to try to pick up a copy of Harry today.
Posted by: Susan Malter | December 18, 2012 at 12:13 PM