Here's a story we'll be following with considerable interest. NEA Literature Director David Kipen has vowed to eat a copy of To Kill A Mockingbird if all 128 residents of Kelleys Island do not read the book.
He's already gotten 70 pledges and needs just 58 more to do the entire island. If everyone reads the book and signs an affidavit attesting to that, he promised to return and buy them all pizza.
Can't you just envision the frenzy around a lone holdout? Doesn't it sound like a bad Kevin Costner movie just waiting to unfold?
We should note that similar promises by others haven't always panned out, but we know Mr. Kipen to be a man of his word ... (Dijon or Gulden's?)